Contents
Word from the Squirrel's Nest
Work - feh!
News
There is no news!
The Alchemical Wedding of Kenny McCormick
Doug Bell makes a startling discovery.
Assholes and Ninnies and Cretins, Oh My!
Shayne Dark takes a look at the religious whack jobs of North America.
Who will stand up for us?
Derek Ogg questions the sanity of the Home Secretary.
Waiting for the Knock
Richard Stallman of the Free Software Foundation worries about privacy in the UK.
An Unholy Alliance
Censorious women have taken to book-burning, but the links between certain feminists and Christian Fundamentalists run deeper than they like to admit. Feòrag NicBhrìde investigates.
To Better Serve You
God would like you to fill in the following
Magazines
Something to look at once you've finished reading the Prattle.
![[Cover of Winter 1999 issue]](graphics/winter99-cover.JPG)
