Winona Forever — He would get it while dating our favorite Mary Magdalene (cause he's a freaking superstar) and then, when she breaks his heart, he'd change it to Wino Forever. Johnny Depp could make a decent Jesus... I could also see him getting flames coming from his crotch like the singer from the Darkness — that would sizzle. — Tim Kearney

Easy. It would be a star of David, somewhere quite prominent like his shoulder or his arm, and it would be there to remind all the $@$#%* anti-Semitic, so-called Christians in the world that the man was a freaking RABBI fer goddess' sake. And to remind the kill them first, just in case Israelis that peace is what's supposed to happen and we're all human, here. Either that or a no nukes one with the logo Don't do it in MY name! — Terri Hamill

He'd have a heart with Mom on his bicep. It says it all. — Susan Shannon, and many others (most popular response)

Jesus Christ would not get a tattoo, because our bodies are temples, and to desecrate them is unholy. Jesus said unto them, Our bodily vessels are sacred, keep them holy unto blah blah blah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxxchsldfkjzzzzzzzzsnore huh, what? oh, sorry, fell asleep in church again. — Rachel Quinn

Big sunflowers on hands, feet. Smiley face on chest, barbed wire tatoo on forehead. — philly4

I think He would want a couple of tears of sadness tumbling from the corner of his eye. Why? For what religion has devolved into. For humankind's ruining of the environment. For the general inability to think beyond one's own immediate interest and comfort. — Beth Montalvo

Daddy's Boy — Keith Monaghan

I 'heart' Mary Magdelene, of course. — Becky Herrick

A demonically-grinning, nude Meg Ryan, on a glorious Hawaiian humpback, with it's own Ride it like you stole it tat, just like the over my left tit. in my next life... — Tom Hopson

Why, naturally Jesus would get a rather large tattoo of Poseidon himself gliding through the waves on his longboard, flaming trident in hand and wearing nothing but a banner with Mary written on it in big gothic letters. He would have this tattoo on his big hairy chest and there'd be a little pair of puckered lips on his right ass cheek. — Amelia

Elvis. — Six Crapshootin' Pallbearers

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I am my Own Co-Pilot — (multiple)

"WWID?" — (multiple)

He's get one that said W.W.B.D.? (What Would Buddha Do?), right on his forearm, so he could easily see it and be reminded. — Brett Milner

it would either be a large beautiful rendering of the Buddha meditating under the bodhi tree covering his whole back, or the words BUDDHA RULES 40/40 written in black (gangsta style) across his abdomen in aramaic, the 40/40 referring of course to days & nights (missing) — George Barrick

Jesus would have a tattoo over his heart of Jesus with a tattoo over his heart of Jesus with a tattoo over his heart ad infinitum and it would look like the Droste chocolate box so when you looked at it you would fall into oblivion. — Rebecca Mirsky

I believe that if Christ got a tattoo it would be the twisted spiral of the DNA helix. Within it modern science has been able to view the true face of God, if there is one. Thousands of technicians in white lab coats have replicated what was realized at the time of Christ and crudely manifested in the symbolism of the two lines drawn as a fish, the physicians staff with the coiled serpents, and other symbols of the Shaman. He would probably put it right above the tattoo of the pita-bread taco. — John T

If Jesus Christ were to get a tattoo it would be emblazoned in the middle of his chest and it would be a flaming heart with a crowned cross sticking out the top and a banner with the name Mary sweeping across it in Hebrew. This would save him the excruciating pain of ripping his chest open to pose for those freaky pictures, and it would honor the maid, mother, and crone in his life. Also, he would have an American eagle scratching his right bicep and drawing blood, because that kicks ass. — Matt Morris

He would have the words Christ Has Risen tattooed on his penis. — Paul, Seattle WA

JC would get LOVE tattood across his knuckles, on both hands, of course. — MB Murphy

Can You Answer This? - Mark Morford's The Morning Fix Newsletter, 2nd March 2004.