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jesusishitler.com brings us the remarkable news that Jesus is Hitler.
Jesus first developed his severe hatred of Jews when he submitted a dreidel with a swastika painted on one of the four sides. The idea was rejected by the Jewish community because they thought the symbol wasstupidand this hurt Jesus's feelings. The swastika was later used by Jesus as Hitler and is now known as a symbol of hatred toward Jews.
Needless to say, certain people are most upset by this terrible allegation:
DUDE YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING FAGGOT! GOD SENT HIS OWN SON TO DIE ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS AND HERE YOU ARE CALLING HIM HITLER! WHAT KIND OF MOTHERFUCKING DUMB FUCK ASS CUNT WAD ARE YOU?!?! YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN THE FIERY CHASM KNOWN AS HELL FOR THE REST OF ALL ETERNITY YOU STUPID DUMBFUCK!!! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL! THERE IS NO WAY JESUS COULD BE HITLER DUMBFUCK! ABOUT 2364518236519243517345 YEARS APART FAGGOT!!!! YOU SUCK NUTSACKS YOU FLAMING FAGGOT!!!
But the site's creators are unrepentent. At the top of the letters page we find a remarkable bit of psychoanalysis:
Appearantly a number of people have expressed some opposition to the undeniable fact that Jesus is Hitler. After going back and checking the facts on our end, we have come to the this conclusion: The following people are Hitlers.
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Comments
1: Posted by: Jesus | July 15, 2004 9:49 PM
Heil Hitler!
2: Posted by: Anonymous Troll | August 16, 2004 7:18 AM
Hitler was a pagan
3: Posted by: Feòrag | August 16, 2004 7:43 AM
Hitler remained a fully communicant member of the Roman Catholic Church until his death. Of course, if you are Jack Chick or similar, this is the same thing as a pagan, which is the same as a Satanist, usw.
The invented northern tradition stuff was the work of his henchpeople who, like the US government right now, saw the propaganda value of associating a particular set of religious beliefs with patriotism.
Now, either contribute something useful, or fuck off, troll.
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