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Fed up with the way the US flag has been exploited by The Marketing Scum
, Barry of Total Obscurity brings us Flag-o-Rama! Patriotic items for fanatical flagwavers.
Hammer of Justice - It's hammer time! Whether you're building a new church or constructing a killer new spice rack in your basement, you can be sure that your nails will be driven with the power of an all-American hammer. And if you're in the mood, this baby is awesome for braining non-flagwavers and other anti-American scum.
Women have some products to meet their special needs in the Udderly American Breastpump and Tampax™ Tampons of Glory. Some nice Photoshoppery here.
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1: Posted by: D | April 21, 2003 3:53 PM
When I was young, I was taught that the flag should never touch the ground and old ones should be burned in a bucket. After 9-11, I predicted that our dumps would turn red, white, and blue since everything from cereal to underwear was being manufactured in those colors. Am I psychic or what?
2: Posted by: buck rogers | May 17, 2003 12:34 AM
Personally, I'm offended that the flag is being waved around by a bunch of Bible-thumping, chest-beating illiterates.
My flag stands for the dirt of the land that sustains us, the air we are free to breathe, the sunshine we proudly stand in.
It is not something to use to sell more product, make political statements (ALL POLITICIANS LIE), or use to insult people who were not lucky enough to be born here, free, but have struggled to come here and have tried for as many as 15 years to become citizens of the wonderful place my flag stands for.
Shame on all of you.
3: Posted by: noneofyourbusiness | May 17, 2003 7:37 AM
I hope you die
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